Professional procrastinator and dragon hunter.
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despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
(via hotguysandpizza)
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“I would like someone who is sweet and caring and will take care of me, and appreciates all the time that we spend together. But who also has a mysterious kinda of bad side, who will keep things fresh and fun and excting” -Nina Dobrev
(Source: delenanian-shipper, via finnickodairr)
I built him, I take care of him, I’ll fix him.
(Source: mishasteaparty, via finnickodairr)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
is.. is.. isn’t that what it is..?
(via hotguysandpizza)
sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them
but then I remember beatlemania and…
how one time
a girl almost died
because she tried to
mail herself to the beatles in a huge box
beatlemania was and is
seriously
insane
(via imhyperdearie)
A little girl, filled with love and playing with my head. Her name is Enn.
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
(via katyperryd)
I told my dad I was on my period to get outta doing something and he goes “oh! That’s why you’ve been such a bitch lately.”
I’m not really on my period…I want to punch him.
